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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Carlos Alcaraz praised for showing 'insane sportsmanship' during his French Open match against Ben Shelton - The Tennis Gazette

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

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No way

Still no good

Still no good.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is Pampano safe to eat?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Change Your Gmail Password Now, Google Tells 2 Billion Users - Forbes

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

No go.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Scientists Are Close to Replicating the First Living Thing - Yahoo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Top 3 non k-pop songs

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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