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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:01

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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No way
Still no good
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
No go.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives